By Michael Ryther and William John Wisely, Jr.

How long have you played that video game?
Morning, noon and night that’s all you do
The Guinness Book of records took your picture yesterday
Maybe its time for something new

The Great Outdoors (Woo hoo!)
The Great Outdoors
Let me introduce you to the Great Outdoors
The Great Outdoors (Woo hoo!)
The Great Outdoors
May I introduce you to the Great Outdoors?

I’m glad you saved a planet from being blown to smithereens
Even though that planet wasn’t ours
But maybe its time to meet your fellow human beings
And take a look in your own back yard

The Great Outdoors (Woo hoo!)
The Great Outdoors
Let me introduce you to the Great Outdoors
The Great Outdoors (Woo hoo!)
The Great Outdoors
May I introduce you to the Great Outdoors?

Your face has turned an intriguing shade of grey
It just might crack if it saw the light of day
Please pull the plug on that video game
And make your great escape to the

The Great Outdoors (Woo hoo!)
The Great Outdoors
Let me introduce you to the Great Outdoors
The Great Outdoors (Woo hoo!)
The Great Outdoors
Let me introduce you
Though you might not be used to
I hope that you will choose to see
The Great Outdoors! (Woo hoo!)
The Great Outdoors! (Woo hoo!)
The Great Outdoors!